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android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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squigglysheep:

sixpenceee:

Babies are so confusing, it’s like you’re staring at me so intensely but you don’t want to come in my lap? Damn, fine. I see how it is. 

It’s wondering who that black figure is with the red eyes standing behind you.

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

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Saddest scene from my childhood, I still cry when I watch this part

Saddest scene from my childhood, I still cry when I watch this part

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